Simi Lichtman

Married, Pregnant, and in College

By Simi Lichtman November 29, 2012

There’s a legend that’s passed around in Stern College for Women of the student who had a baby on Thursday and came back to class the following Monday. This, as it turns out, is a true story—she was in class with my friend. To have a baby in college often means the condom ripped, or…

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Ugly Sweaters: Now for Jews, Too

By Simi Lichtman November 27, 2012

So here it is: I’m That Girl. You know, the one who consciously finds hipster to be cool. The one who shops at the fakest hipster store ever, Urban Outfitters, to look just a little hipster on those few days I can wear some of the expensive hipster clothes I managed to buy without sending…

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An Open Letter to Gaza

By Simi Lichtman November 21, 2012

Gaza, I wanted to be unbiased about Israel. I really did. I went to a Zionist school as a child, and grew up in a Zionist home. My whole life I’d been taught that Israel was right and our haters were ignorant, cruel, and just plain wrong. It was easy enough to believe, and I…

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Blackout Parties and Other Hurricane Reflections

By Simi Lichtman October 31, 2012

There’s something nice about losing power. I don’t just mean that I “have” to eat ice cream now simply to rid my warming freezer of its burden—though that is nice—but there’s also the communal feeling of it all. The feeling that we’re all in this together. Maybe it’s the fact that there’s no Facebook or…

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Dine N’ Meet: A Radical New Concept

By Simi Lichtman October 29, 2012

The target audience of YUConnects, Yeshiva University’s matchmaking website, is those young marriage-hungry singles who, due to religious reasons, wouldn’t be able to meet on their own accord. Let me explain. A few younguns gather around a Shabbas table, three guys and three girls. What transpires? Total gender segregation. You see, as Orthodox Jews, socializing…

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Stella Goes Viral in Her Underwear

By Simi Lichtman October 23, 2012

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy In a city where lingerie-clad women pout down at us from every other billboard, one more mostly-naked lady shouldn’t make such a difference. But New Yorker Stella Boonshoft has, whether she meant to or not. Stella, as she’s now known to millions, is…

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Kosher Wieners at Super Bowl

By Simi Lichtman October 23, 2012

In a recent blog post, New Voices gave you exciting information: Kosher tailgating recipes are finally available to the kosher-tailgating-snack-less. But today, we have kosher sports news that will wipe those recipes off the map: For the first time ever, the Super Bowl will have glatt kosher hot dogs available to the kosher consumer. Kosher…

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How to Be a Jew: A WikiHow Tutorial

By Simi Lichtman October 18, 2012

 With an article so deliciously titled, it’s hard to resist the opportunity to poke fun. In fact, a quick perusal of Wiki-How articles proves that the cynical world of journalism has not done nearly enough ridiculing of this website, a collection of life’s most mockable texts: how-to guides. In the name of proper responsibility, The…

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Find Out Who Your Friends Are

By Simi Lichtman October 15, 2012

Imagine your birthday party. You plan something, you have some beer, and people come. Before said people come though, when you are sitting at home alone with the lights dimmed and a 30-rack of bad beer, you get kind of anxious. Will people even come? Going to parties is such a responsibility at this age,…

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Escape America if Your Candidate Loses

By Simi Lichtman October 11, 2012

  “If this country votes for [insert name of whichever candidate you find more repulsive here], I’m moving to Israel!” Well, if you want to make good on that promise, all you have to do is buy yourself a ticket. But if you’re willing to be less extreme– say, take a vacation to the Bahamas…

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The Treif Tailgating Monopoly is Over

By Simi Lichtman October 4, 2012

It’s hard to know what life will be like should the Messiah come. But we can be assured that there will be kosher tailgating snacks involved, and that they will be tasty. If you’re a football fan, then you understand the difficulty of living a dual life: loving the game but not being able to…

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Getting Shalom’d

By Simi Lichtman October 2, 2012

I spend most of my days in New York City, home to millions, about 95% of whom are either Jewish, somewhat Jewish, or eat at enough delis to recognize Jews at a distance. So when I walk down the street with my fiancé, who wears a kippah, it’s not unusual to get a “Shalom!” from…

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Humans of New York and of God

By Simi Lichtman September 25, 2012

I’m used to skimming my Facebook newsfeed with my eyes rolling or just plain glazed over. But I’m not used to them welling up. Ever since I added Humans of New York to my Facebook list, though, it’s been happening more and more. This recent post alone was enough to restore my faith in humanity:…

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Hot Jews Hit Broadway

By Simi Lichtman September 24, 2012

It’s embarrassing to admit that I sometimes see movies because I have celebrity crushes on the people in them. But this fall, I have a newer, more expensive problem: New Broadway plays are coming out, and two of them star two of my biggest, strongest celebrity crushes. First, I heard about Jake Gyllenhaal (a Jew!)…

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Bloggity Bloggity Blog

By Simi Lichtman September 20, 2012

It’s not every day a Jewish college student gets to announce the commencement of a new (or is it the continuation of a millennia-old?) media conspiracy. So we intend to do so with great pride and pomp. Insofar as such, heretofore and wherewithal: Welcome, one and all! To those coming from far, from near, from…

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