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Huckabee Announces Adult Circumcision

By Basha Lox | March 3, 2025

BREAKING NEWS: United States Ambassador to Israel Nominee Mike Huckabee revealed during his confirmation hearing that he’s undergone an adult circumcision. When asked what qualified the former Governor of Arkansas to serve the position, he stated “As Ambassador, my priority is to reinstate Judeo-Christian values across the holy land. To do that, I must align…

Not Even A Jewfro Can Save You, Mark Zuckerberg

By Basha Lox | February 3, 2025

On January 29th, Meta platforms agreed to pay President Donald Trump $25 million to settle a lawsuit over “indefinitely” banning him from Facebook and Instagram following the January 6 Capitol Attack in 2021. At the time, Mark Zuckerberg claimed that “the risk” of keeping Trump’s accounts active as he spread misinformation in regards to the…