10. Only national magazine written by and for Jewish college students
9. Ten consecutive National Magazine Awards: Best Overall Magazine
8. One of the only places to find out about rabbis
concealed in huge blocks of ice (February 2002)
7. Entire magazine made from processed manure
6. Outgoing editor Daniel Treiman’s promise to continue
writing rap songs about matzoh brei (February 2002)
5. Annual Nude Voices porn issue
4. Britney Spears said to read it on her private jet
3. Failure to do so will result in cramps and vomiting
2. The editors would be rather pleased with you
1. You know what? To hell with you–don’t read it
