Jews in the News
On December 20th, two weeks before his stroke, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon received an official get-well statement from George W. Bush. The President advised the Prime Minister to "be careful about food, start exercising, and cut back on work hours." He said he hopes to see the new, slim Sharon in a couple months, when the two will continue deciding whether or not peace is even desirable anymore. New Voices suggests that Arik pick himself up and join a Reserves unit to aid his convalescence and keep a trim figure by fighting for national prid—security.