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Old Jews off Broadway [Arts]

By gedelstein March 12, 2012

Whoever thought that Bubbe’s track suit could help her land a part Off Broadway? All she’d have to do is stand up, tell a joke, and she’d be part of a long tradition of old Jews who love keeping the youngin’s in stiches. Old jews telling jokes is a source for cute, quick humor that is…

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Post Oscars [Academy Awards 2012]

By gedelstein February 27, 2012

There is a God, after 30 years and 17 nominations, Meryl Streep has won another Oscar. I say this because she is by far the finest actress of our time and yet every Oscar season it is a debate whether she will win the Oscar she easily deserves. This was a surprise considering her competition,…

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Matisyahu and the Shaven Face

By gedelstein February 13, 2012

When Matisyahu’s “King Without a Crown” was the big hit it felt like the Jews had finally arrived to the cool party. Sure, the Beastie Boys were Jews but would your parents ever consider buying you one of their albums? No, never, not on your life. Here was a nice Hassidic boy who looked the…

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Barbra does Jesus and Carole does Chanukah [Seriously Stereotyped]

By gedelstein November 28, 2011

When I first saw Carole King’s new Christmas album I realized (with some guilt in my heart) that I had to buy it. It was nice, sweet, and simple. This was a real Christmas album, not completely abrasive like Bob Dylan’s Christmas album. But it wasn’t horribly fake like Barbra Streisand’s (titled “Christmas Memories” –…

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Jews & musical theater: 2 great tastes that taste great together! [Seriously Stereotyped]

By gedelstein November 14, 2011

It’s official: “Funny Girl,” the musical semi-biography based on the life of Fanny Brice, will not be coming to Broadway anytime soon. According to Dave Itzkoff of The New York Times, the production is having “economic difficulties.” News of this tragedy made several excited yentas planning their mid-winter Broadway trip plotz. Thousands of gay Jewish…

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Superheroes: Jewish or Jew-ish? | Seriously Stereotyped

By gedelstein October 17, 2011

On Saturday I went on a holy pilgrimage to New York Comic-Con – the ultimate East Coast nerd gathering. Comic-Con is a convention where comic book publishers, video game companies, anime and manga makers, and local collectible stores gather to sell colorful character themed crap to people paying at least $45 for admission. It is…

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Surviving “Witz” | Seriously Stereotyped

By gedelstein September 19, 2011

The back cover of Joshua Cohen’s novel Witz is enticing, but misleading. It depicts an alternate history where all the Jews in the world die at the start of the 21st century, resulting in a Judaism pop-culture craze as the goyim try to preserve, imitate and commercialize Jewish culture.  I read this synopsis and thought “either this…

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11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Pay Retail

By gedelstein August 19, 2011

Nothing makes me feel more like a Jew than going shopping with my mother. Maybe I should rephrase that to sound less self-hating. No, I mean it. I mean it as a positive statement. A point of pride. My Jewish/New Yorker/American ancestors did not get where they are today buy paying retail price. I mean…

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Guilt, in The Biblical Sense

By gedelstein August 12, 2011

Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of my Rabbi, not in temple, but at the supermarket. I’ve seen him at ShopRite, Stew Leonard’s, Costco, Stop & Shop, and the Big Y. That’s all of my area’s major food stores. And every single time, I have pork in the cart, glaring up for God to see….

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Roseanne running for President; non-Jew in ‘Funny Girl’

By gedelstein August 9, 2011

Roseanne Barr announced her run for president of the United States (and Prime Minister of Israel–it’s a toofer) on The Tonight Show. She is heading up the “Green Tea Party” and is bringing back the barter system. Nice to see a dream come true. What started out as a plug for her Lifetime reality show,…

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The Jewess ticket vs. the shiksa ticket: Barr-Drescher vs. Palin-Bachmann

By gedelstein July 27, 2011

Last night, a re-run of the episode of “The Nanny” with Bette Midler was on, a joyous reminder of what Fran Drescher used to be. A woman with enough comedic sense to call someone a pisher. This episode had about 20% more Jew than other episodes of “The Nanny.” There was noticeably more yiddish in…

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They Gave Up a Good Sandwich in Exchange for Fewer Stabbings

By gedelstein July 21, 2011

Not a day goes by that I don’t think, “Of course he married a shiksa.” This is what I think while watching television. Is that sick or what? Perhaps something has infected me. Maybe it was something I ate. But now all I can think about when I see a Jew on a screen is,…

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