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Cross-dressing ‘rebbetzin’ wants an apple on the seder plate


The other day, we brought you this editorial about the endlessly expanding list of flora you can add to your seder plate. Now the Rebbetzin Hadassah Gross (actually Storahtelling founder Amichai Lau-Lavie in one of his alter-egos) has this charming video encouraging us all to add an apple to our seder plates. Why?

As the rebbetzin explains in the video:

Because therre is a company — the biggest company in the verrld! — called *BLEEP* and it is making people verrk verry long hours — verry little money, jumping out of veendows, unhappy — to make the things vee love — I love them too — the iPhone, the iPad, they’re all made in China.

Just watch the whole thing.

One Older Response to “Cross-dressing ‘rebbetzin’ wants an apple on the seder plate”

  1. Sima
    April 12, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    Fabulous! Toda rabbah to the Rebbetzin.

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